12 March 2014

And Now:  A Word from Our Sponsors  April 23, 2013 I do not remember recording all of this.  Credit is hereby given to the deserving - namely, those Mad Men who repeatedly sell us bridges, successfully.

There’s no better way to show your love than a card from Hallmark
Lactaid:  Easy to digest, easy to love
When the bugs are all gone, it’s all good
Are you embarrassed by your countertops?
You deserve a real meal.  You deserve Piccadilly.
I am relatively normal when I drink Kool-Aid.
Your driver’s license is a constant reminder of how young we once looked.
Thankfully, it’s not delivery, it’s DiGiorno.
People taking MAOIs should not take Zymbalta; liver problems, some fatal, were reported; Dizziness may      occur upon standing
Life is full of little tests … bring it, Bounty Basic
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You won’t find me near a truck, but I’ll protect you when you are hurt in a truck accident
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Parentheses have a place, just not on your face
Millions of cakes are mistreated annually, but there is something you can do … Cool Whip frosting
Sometimes make-up needs a little magic:  you get a flawless air-brushed finish
Quality like this doesn’t come every day
Mini wheats keeps em full and keeps em focused
A topic no one wants to talk about: bad breath.  How do you stop it?
ITT Tech is working to keep education affordable
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Crest Pro will transform your mouth and protect all those areas dentists check most